Darth Vader bagpipes

I am sure George Lucas never saw this coming. Movie screenshot by Amanda Kooser/CNET.

Back when George Lucas was producing the "celebrity Wars" universe, I imagine he paused for a minute, stared off into area, and thought, "Gee, I sure hope this inspires a man in the future to put on a Darth Vader costume, ride in sectors on a unicycle, and have fun with the motif tune on a bagpipe with flames shooting from it."

The Unipiper, a Portland performer with the real name of Brian Kidd, recently blew everyone's thoughts with videos of himself circling about on a unicycle in a parking area before a huge "hold Portland Weird" mural. This could be unremarkable, except he had been additionally wearing the very best half of a Darth Vader costume above their kilt playing the famous strains of the "celebrity Wars" theme on a bagpipe with flames booming out from the top.

The Unipiper's overall performance is pretty much the last word in unicycling-Darth-Vader overall performance art. I don't think I would personally have the same delights and chills from, say, a unicycling Yoda or Chewbacca. My just recommendation could be updating to a black kilt, because i am convinced that's what Darth Vader actually wore inside privacy of his or her own Death celebrity cabin when he felt the requirement to cool off their under bits.